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How to Tell a Democrat from a Republican During the Holiday Seasonby John CarlsonAnd you thought you could tell Republicans from Democrats by how they vote. Not so! Just observe how they act during the holidays:
Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army.
Democrats get back at Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes.
Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.
When toasting the Holidays, Republicans ask for sherry or mulled wine.
When not in stores, Republicans use a catalog.
Democrats do a lot of their shopping at Cost-Co and WalMart.
Democrats give their children gifts that make a political statement.
Republican parents have no problem buying their kids toy guns.
Republicans spend hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays.
Democrat's favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street."
Republicans always take the price tag off any expensive gifts they buy before wrapping.
Republicans wear wide red ties and green sport jackets during the festive season.
Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their families in their Christmas Cards.
Democrats favorite Christmas song is "Deck the Halls."
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree.
Democratic men like to watch football while their wives, girlfriends or mothers fix holiday meals.
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians."
Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus...
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