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Why Ask WhyWhy do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why do our noses run and our feet smell? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? Why do the makers of Minute Rice give their product that name when it takes 5 minutes to cook? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Did you know who in 1923 was: These men should have been considered some of the world's most successful men. At least they found the secret of making money. Now more than 55 years later, do you know what has become of these men?
1. The President of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab, died a pauper. The same year, 1923, the winner of the most important golf championship, Gene Sarazan, won the U.S. Open and PGA Tournaments. Today he is still playing golf and is solvent. Moral of the story: Quit working and play golf ???
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