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Technology

Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
-- Albert Einstein

It is impossible to dissociate language from science or science from language.... To call forth a concept, a word is needed; to portray a phenomena [sic], a concept is needed. All three mirror one and the same reality.
-- Lavoisier

The biggest problem is that there's still a lot of dorks in computing.
-- Dan Gookin, DOS for Dummies

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Soon anyone who's not on the World Wide Web will qualify for a government subsidy for the home-pageless.
-- Scott Adams

Concerned users will be relieved to note that no software engineers were harmed during the testing of this product.
-- (Unknown) product disclaimer

The economic and technological triumphs of the past few years have not solved as many problems as we thought they would, and, in fact, have brought us new problems we did not forsee.
-- Henry Ford II


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