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when opened under the influence of the proper constellation, when the full Moon rests in place. Then it is not uncommon for a man to become lost in a single letter, or to hear a voice rise up from the silent page; and then only one imperfect letter, one missing page, can bring him back to the land...
-- Howard Schwartz

missing page, one imperfection...
-- Howard Schwartz

Hungry man, reach for the book: it is a weapon.
-- Bertolt Brecht

When I get a little money, I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes.
-- Desiderius Erasmus

A book is a mirror. If an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.
-- G. C. Lichtenberg

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
--Groucho Marx

This is the best book even written by any man on the wrong side of a question of which he is profoundly ignorant.
-- Thomas B. Macauly

The covers of this book are too far apart.
--Ambrose Bierce

"What is the use of a book," though Alice, "without pictures or conversations?"
-- Lewis Carroll

Give me a man or woman who has read a thousand books and you give me an interesting companion.
-- Anne Rice


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